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teamheichou: I swear Tsukiyama was sitting in that uncomfortably confined way in ch88 because he was hiding a boner
wildlifeneko: Uploading this, because it’s too funny!
Lol this was so sad and funny at the same time. Sad, because it was kind of inappropriate and mean, but funny because that’s how most people feel about her.
steffydoodles: steffydoodles: Not my normal style but THEY ANNOUNCED ARCADE MISS FORTUNE TODAY! I have been waiting years for this skin guys MF is my baby… I am so happy! whoop whoop! Shameless reblog because so many people love it! :D YAY MF!
terminallyalive: I love being a Christian because I can laugh at things such as this and know God has a sense of humor.
sydneythesignificant: tehjeff: I don’t like using my dad’s bathroom because I’m not that into watching myself poop. i thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel
Apparently, Twilight is ‘so popular’ because teenagers can relate to it.
kentuckyfriedkrogan: it’s funny because it’s 5 am
That awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not because you don't know how to explain why you were looking that low.
So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that's the case I'll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone's done dying, then come back down and be the only person
Claudette better watch out because: Wu-Tang Killa Beez, we on a swarm! Nigga fuck outta here with that weak shit. If you aint talkin’ Hornets I don’t wanna talk, you feel me. Swarm over this stinger and get stung on some real insect shit.
Because I had nothing better to do than quote Soundgarden songs for hours. Actually, I did, but I was too lazy to do anything more important. Click on the image to make it full size, I think…. I’m new here.
because cats just can’t get enough of petting
chatnoirs-baton:yuzuru hanyu being a cinnamon roll and #1 and nathan chen just being awesome because he pulled off the 5th best in free skate and 6 quads
lol remember this photo
shylittlebaby: when you can’t crop a sign because your ass is in the way
mossquest-deactivated20210829:my theory is that ppl my age are like this because we were unintentionally brainwashed by the windows media player visualisations.don’t know with what. but it had an effect
I always wonder if any of you think about me outside of the internet because I’m creepy and I think about you
omorashiii: Ok so I’ve noticed that the majority of weekends I find myself drinking a lot. and idk if that’s because I’m a borderline alcoholic or I just like to get super desperate and try not to piss myself while floaty and drunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
itspissbuddy: jealous of people who get omo dreams because i almost never do but ive had a few:first dream i was in the woods in a large mansion that seemed to be abandoned, and i really wanted to pee somewhere weird in there, the whole dream i spent
sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
quiff-diving: h0llo: what if every time you gained a follower you gained a pound Are you talking British currency or weight because those are two completely different emotions
who-ya-callin-pinhead: so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers
rainygalaxy18: morpheuskilljoy: themaraudingtrio: ghostfishkrillah: (AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU) LOOK WHAT I MADE reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif I CANT BREATHE
alphabitches: sexting boys is so fun because they get so into it and you’re like cleaning your kitchen or something
masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than ฤ they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print
cyrilmusic: burairium: theneverendingdrums: fejes: peaceloveandbrittana: this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband they are showing them as people not as gays and
simplydalektable: lysnk2: heartthrobbstark: i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would
the-goddamazon: generalbriefing: xamazingphanx: vtforpedro: Good god why is this cracking me up so much This has nothing to do with my blog, really. I just started laughing and am having difficulties stopping. Lol I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS BECAUSE
sumisa-lily: asweetheartbeing40: Lol @sumisa-lily! That’s too funny! “More of a suggestion!!” 😂😂😂😂 It’s true @asweetheartbeing40. I actually had to trade in my Mustang because I kept getting pulled over. Throw in a cd, crank it, and
lol Ya… because minimum effort always gets you so far with women. *rolls eyes*
lol I really tried not to laugh at this because I mean…. /b/…. but… alas.
lol This is great.
lol…. I feel like this is maybe… NOT a good idea… despite how clever it is… I mean… aren’t the plugs different because the power is supplied differently… Hmmm
lol People who nit pick word choice do so because they have nothing relevant to say. *shrug*
knowyourmeme: Because it is beautiful. KYMdb - Dolan hungercity: why did i make this
princesscheetahfeet: therealmrslovett: earthfolk: Because you don’t want to sound neolithic when you’re throwing a temper tantrum. Because everyone should have this on their blog So simple. I have a copy of Shakespeare’s Insults but this make
sleeping-ranna: Man history majors are so great because they know all this stuff but they have The One Subject and once you find out what a given history buff’s Subject is you will never be bored again because they will tell you all about it with the
heyfunniest: okaywork: stopthisgirl: themotherfuckinfox: his smile says congratulations but his eyes say pain Even Johan in the back looks at him and his smile drops because he knows his bestie deserved that shit Johan Aww :( lol JOHAN IHLL
eco-friendly-hoochie: feliciashanay: BLESSSSSSS the person who made this because 2Chainz glory praises were giving me life last night lol. He was like “I’m too cool to dance but I feel you my nigga.“ looool oh two chainz
offendwhitedevils: howtobeterrell: youcantroamwithoutcaesar: viiximcmxc: imamafuckinpharaoh: riotslim: thatlupa: Obedient? Like a dog? I… Ok. Lmfao she tried it lol Smh She dragged white women in an attempt to shit on black women. Bless
aslutfor5sos:moriartystayingalive:If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want
bishopmyles: l0rdfapulous: ibelovedu: gr0ovykellz: uzowuru: my cousin is visiting chicago from nigeria. i’m pretty sure it’s his first time out of the country because he keeps taking photos of white people and posting them on Facebook lol. I
thuggums: withallduedisrespect: trebled-negrita-princess: zodiacbaby: thecommonchick: I’M SO DEAD RN 😭😂 Honestly I’m her BOY DON’T NOBODY CARE THAT YOU IN THE NAVY LMAO Absolutely deceeased She said Because I’m little lol
xelamanrique318: lmfao he really can’t win Nigga shoulda kept that shit to himself tbh. Lie to yourself, because the world gonna call you out if you lie to them lol
karrmennn: jehovahhthickness: chocahontas: rapunzel-corona-lite: tarynel:Girl what the fuck Lol And she got the nerve to say black people don’t support her cus she’s light skinned. No sis, it’s because you do goofy shit like this. ^^^ ^i
abundantchewtoys: thegoombs: thegoombs: Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think
sobeitjayt: laurdlannister-kingslayer: sobeitjayt: Topher Grace really wasn’t fuckin with his cast members on That 70s Show lol have you seen like the little documentary because they said they would wrap and he would go home right afterwards, they
because-blackgirls-duh: thepowerofblackwomen: I wasn’t ready at all 😂😂😂 😭😭😫 I want to be part of this dynamic The Kim Jong line was 🔥🔥🔥tho
dirtbaby2016: darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore: dorites: Just two guys being dudes lol these are the same guys that were in the beatles They called them the Beatles because they be beating dick
bite-my-titty: msg2theworld: angelic-red: itskyalenotkyle: Getting. It THE LIL UZI SHOULDER THOUGH!😂😂😂 My guy prolly got bout 6 slices of red velvet or strawberry cake up in em, because I KNOW they cooked! 😂 You already know! lol
mjh0104: “Is she naked because you love her or do you love her because shes naked?” — (via 886503) The best thing I’ve read in awhile “Boffum.”-me
I feel like this is somewhere in Korea…guessing on that blue/red no parking sign it’s somewhere in Asia…I hope it’s in Korea though because I’m gonna find this and orgasm if so lol
lifehackable: More Here lol it gets harder and harder for me to take this blog seriously. “Don’t take birth control because it could mess with your hormones” “Don’t eat before an exam so you can focus”
I took these selfies on christmas day but never posted them because i didn’t like them, which just shows that past me didn’t know what she was talking about because i look v. cute.
yukulele: fanalis: 【落書き】シンジャとか色々 by エノ I”m a big stupid romantic, and The Kiss is one of my favorite paintings of all time (because of the aforementioned romantic thing and the general fact it’s amazeballs etc) but
Because lol
Because fuck you, that's why.
fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat: long-live-the-queen-of-moondoor: pugchacho: itsafunnyoldlife: strayleea: Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense. We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because
Lol you fuckers who insist on going through EVERY video I’ve uploaded here and reporting it to Tumblr staff to have it removed are going to get my fucking blog deleted. 🙄 I had both of my shibari tutorials removed from here recently because they
